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samer
05-14-2006, 05:39 PM
Hello fellow niner fans. I have created a very realistic football player sim. Perhaps the most realistic football sim league out there. If anyone is interested in joining the link is at http://www.theuifl.com . Read the rules,register for message board there, then join.

eight2eighty
05-16-2006, 08:49 AM
looks pretty sweet im joining

eight2eighty
05-16-2006, 09:02 AM
yea im evan rivera qb 6'3 213 lbs PICK ME UP I WANT MUCHO DINERO POR FAVOR

Ace Matherton
05-17-2006, 02:42 PM
A.C. "Battering Ram" Dingleberry RB
6'1 236
DASH 40: 4.36 20: 2.53 10: 1.52, Bench Reps 28, Shuttle 4.42, 3 Cone 6.92, Vert 35.5" Broad Jump 10'6 "

Strengths:
Has outstanding speed and quickness...Possesses a tremendous burst and is actually faster with the pads on...Very instinctive with great vision...Is an excellent receiver both out of the backfield as well as in the slot...Also a good return man...Herculeanly Strong for his position and will break tackles like Jim Brown...Elusive and agile makes it difficultto tackle him in the open field...Has great feet and the ability to start and stop on a dime...Runs outside & inside efficiently though prefers to punish the defense.

Weaknesses:
Not many.....Can improve as a blocker but he is very smart and blitz protection shouldn't be a problem. Tends to sweat a lot and has small hands making ball handling a possible issue.

Notes:
First Heisman Trophy winner as a red shirt Sophomore...Nickname is "The Battering Ram"...A dynamic playmaker who is a threat to score every time he touches the ball whether it be as a runner or receiver.

History:
Played 2 way ball for Truckee High in Ca (RB,LB). Born from two midgets has been a scientific question mark since birth given his enormous size. Played and started 2 years for University of Nevada Reno where he set NCAA records for rushing. Any team that drafts him will immediately see an uptick in their attendance due to his rather large following of little people. Sister Tamica is a fairly well known brothel owner in Carson City has already extended "relaxation" services to the team, complimentary of course. Father, Elgarfer owns a chain of highly succesfull chicken wing/laundry establishments. Mother has the dubious distinction of being the first "little person" to star in the lead role of a porno gang bang flick, where she held the record at 57 untill years later on their second honeymoon she broke that record where her mark of 76 still stands where coincidentally A.C. was born just nine months later.........

samer
05-18-2006, 08:08 AM
anyone else interested :D

collingwood6
05-18-2006, 11:07 AM
Done and done. The site looks great.
I'm just waiting on my link to activate my mbName :whistling:.
Then it'll be time for the team bosses to cough up the big bucks :money: for my, more than likely dubious, services.

Ace Matherton
05-23-2006, 10:33 AM
Well it wont let me log in to the MB so I'm out.

iheartniners
05-23-2006, 03:34 PM
His mom was in the first midget porno? i think i saw that one somewhere....

:falldownlaugh: that was hilarious Ace

ya i'll join, its kinda weird tho

Ace Matherton
05-23-2006, 03:48 PM
are you signed up as a member, of did u just create a player?
yup, got confirmation and when i sign in the whole page goes blank white with a little "done" down on the bottom left corner of the page.

Kamron
05-24-2006, 10:05 PM
I've joined, but we should be able to edit our players. Also, why is it that people had so many more attribute points to spend?

samer
05-24-2006, 11:17 PM
you are able to update your players, read the rules. People have more attributes than others because they have done tasks to update their players.

Kamron
05-26-2006, 08:35 PM
you are able to update your players, read the rules. People have more attributes than others because they have done tasks to update their players.

Well I more or less wanted to delete my player and start over, and what I meant by edit is that we should have the ability to edit our players attributes before the draft.

samer
05-27-2006, 11:51 AM
well this really isn't the place you should start talking about it. Post on the UIFL's message board and I will see what I can do.