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#11&#85
03-06-2007, 12:11 PM
i find this rather funny, Jose cortez who gets shipped around ALOT is a fedex truck driver in the offseason :nonono: all the way at the bottom of pro carear, last sentence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Cortez)
Imtharealist
03-06-2007, 12:16 PM
I dont, the man has to make a living, hes football career well never really panned out.
Omnipotent
03-06-2007, 12:23 PM
i find this rather funny, Jose cortez who gets shipped around ALOT is a fedex truck driver in the offseason :nonono: all the way at the bottom of pro carear, last sentence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Cortez)

:falldownlaugh:

I wonder if he dares to deliver anything to Larry Allen's house........
#11&#85
03-06-2007, 12:25 PM
:falldownlaugh:

I wonder if he dares to deliver anything to Larry Allen's house........

he does ship larrys big juicy steaks........... welll atleast thats what ive heard no truth to it though
Jlowd21
03-06-2007, 02:09 PM
When he played for the niners they always talked about how he was a roofer.
Sweets
03-06-2007, 04:19 PM
He was a roofer when he was with that fake football league run by Vince.
Sweets
03-06-2007, 04:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Davis


Enjoy your banishment....:lightning:

***quick action taking that stupid post out***
Sweets
03-06-2007, 04:38 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland_Raiders

:N1offtopic:
NinerCubBoiler
03-06-2007, 04:39 PM
i find this rather funny, Jose cortez who gets shipped around ALOT is a fedex truck driver in the offseason :nonono: all the way at the bottom of pro carear, last sentence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Cortez)

:falldownlaugh:
Giant9erShark
03-06-2007, 06:22 PM
During his time off from football, he is a FedEx truck driver.

Ouch that either sucks or he needs to find a new hobby
101South
03-06-2007, 06:32 PM
Isn't Marteeen Grammatica a UFC fighter? :shots:
IowaNinersFan
03-06-2007, 06:38 PM
Agreed. Somebody remind me why we're doggin' Cortez when KR Michael Lewis - a.k.a. "Beer Man" - is revered for his determination to go from beer truck driver to NFL wide receiver.

I don't get the joke.

The Beer Man has been in the league for 7 years and all with the Saints while Cortez has bounced around with different teams. Now if he was to sign with the Seahawks, you'd understand the joke then.
#11&#85
06-15-2007, 01:58 PM
Isn't Marteeen Grammatica a UFC fighter? :shots:

doubt that
49BY97
06-15-2007, 02:39 PM
I think what you all mean is that when Jose Cortez is not shipping for Fedex he's a Kicker. I sure hope he's better at shipping than kicking.
mertonhanks36
06-15-2007, 05:05 PM
I think what you all mean is that when Jose Cortez is not shipping for Fedex he's a Kicker. I sure hope he's better at shipping than kicking.

he probably misses the houses addresses as well by a mile.LOL
Young2Rice
06-15-2007, 05:39 PM
Dont make fun of fedex...thats who ninercaphell and misfitz work for.
Rocketknight73
06-15-2007, 06:02 PM
During his time off from football, he is a FedEx truck driver.

Ouch that either sucks or he needs to find a new hobby
C'mon there are way worse jobs.
BEAT LA
06-15-2007, 07:24 PM
C'mon there are way worse jobs.

i like cortez
hes a cool guy he deliveres my ebay packaages al lthe time....:closed:
statniner
06-15-2007, 08:05 PM
Don't bash one because of what/how/ and why they do it. One makes a fool of themselves when they know they have been there and forgot all about it.
BigB_85
06-15-2007, 08:27 PM
It was pretty embarrassing signing him again in 2005 for like a game after Nedney went down.
Moolji
06-16-2007, 05:53 PM
come on guys I would much rather have Jose Cortez than Kwame Harris. Kwame Harris is a cancer, at least Jose Cortez could be brushed off to the side.
OG-Niner
06-17-2007, 12:22 PM
Jose Cortez lives about 12 miles from me...I don't know if thats good or bad...
offtackle24
06-17-2007, 03:30 PM
come on guys I would much rather have Jose Cortez than Kwame Harris. Kwame Harris is a cancer, at least Jose Cortez could be brushed off to the side.

jose cortez lost three games for us in that season- kwame hasnt single handedly lost games for us.
offtackle24
06-17-2007, 03:30 PM
Jose Cortez lives about 12 miles from me...I don't know if thats good or bad...


run
mertonhanks36
06-17-2007, 06:16 PM
Jose Cortez lives about 12 miles from me...I don't know if thats good or bad...

if he ever comes out at ya with a gun:hunter: dress up real quick in a goal post costume and its a guaranteed miss every times he fires at ya
jmichura
06-17-2007, 09:53 PM
I wonder how many people here have played in as many NFL games as he has.
Gadz51
06-18-2007, 08:52 AM
I live near Cortez as well. Just like a lot of players his career didnt pan out. and as much as he has bounced around the league.. kickers still get paid very little and especially him since most of the time he was put in just to kick kickoffs and save the foot of an older veteran PA kicker. and was only hired for short contracts.. i dont blame him for delivering packages. a man still has to earn a living. Its a lot better than other jobs.