The Brushback Mock Draft

[Monster49er]

http://thebrushback.com/mockdraft07.htm

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[Triple Threat]

ha ha ha. that is seriously the worst mock that i have ever seen.

[SBbound49ers]

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Brushback takes the crown for best mock every year.

[Eric 80]

Brady Quinn :falldownlaugh:

[SBbound49ers]

Brady Quinn :falldownlaugh:

The Joe Thomas, Calvin Johnson and Rams picks are great too. :laugh:

[9ertotheend]

25 RB Adrian Peterson Oklahoma Jr.
This is a perfect spot for the Jets to pick a running back. Even though they already have Thomas Jones, it would be funny to make him split carries with a rookie just to watch him go all ape******

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[49ers Ephon]

This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?

hahaha, awesome!

[Wisco N9ner]

27 DT Justin Harrell Tennessee Sr.
The Saints had a solid run defense last year but a lousy pass defense, so they should grab a safety or a cornerback here. This guy is a defensive lineman, though, so I don’t know what they’re thinking.

This is the funniest sht I have seen in a long while.. Great read!!

Wow this is my 100th.. Pimp.

[Batman]

lmao. Wow that is too funny. I <3 Brushback :up:

[Batman]

17 QB Joe Dailey North Carolina Jr.
The Jaguars will address a need here at the third string quarterback position. This guy was a second string quarterback in college, so the transition should be easy for him.



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[Monster49er]

#3 LB Lawrence Timmons Florida State

The Ravens were planning to take this guy at 29, so the Browns will pull the rug out from under them by taking him here. Checkmate!


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[NinerRider]

19 WR Dwyane Jarrett USC Jr.
If quarterbacks were evaluated solely on passing yards (like in the olden days), Vince Young would have been considered one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL last year. Luckily, quarterbacking appears to be based on your team’s won-loss record and the amount of times pundits say your name. Vince Young! There, that’s one MVP vote for next year.


21 OLB Paul Posluszny Penn State Sr.
They can pick anybody here because they really don't have any holes. Actually, when they pick this guy they’ll have a hole at linebacker.



31 DE Adam Carriker Nebraska Sr.
This guy may not be the top guy on the board, but he has certain qualities (he’s white) that would make him appealing (he’s white) on pretty much any team (white), including mine (I heart whites).



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[niners25]

lol whole list was good but when i got down to 32 and it said "I forget all about this guy. Looks like the Colts get him." I lost it. Amazing Draft

[mooseman66]

32 QB Brady Quinn Notre Dame Sr.
Holy ****. I forget all about this guy. Looks like the Colts get him.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :victory:

[majesstik1]

The Bills decided to go with no running back at all rather than keep Willis McGahee, which shows you what an amazing “coup” it was for the Ravens to get him. They should draft an offensive lineman here to give him more time to tap dance before being swarmed by defenders.

Ouch!

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Funny as always. Brushback's mocks rule.

[roleplay3r1]

Read Okoye's description?

[Brain Daddy]

5 G Justin Blalock Texas
The Cardinals hired a nobody head coach, so they might as well draft a nobody as well. This guard will at least provide Edgerrin James with another huge target to barrel into before falling on his face.

6 CB Chris Houston Arkansas
The Redskins haven’t had a lot of practice in the draft lately, so someone needs to remind them they need to draft the guy first and then sign him, rather than sign every guy to a deal and then pick one.
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[Monster49er]

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Good one.........

[Nilsen31]

The Cardinals hired a nobody head coach, so they might as well draft a nobody as well. This guard will at least provide Edgerrin James with another huge target to barrel into before falling on his face.


Last year in the first round, the Vikings selected Busty McBustington, Chad Greenway. This year expect them to be more cautious and pick up a safety, because only a retard could **** up the safety position.


If quarterbacks were evaluated solely on passing yards (like in the olden days), Vince Young would have been considered one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL last year. Luckily, quarterbacking appears to be based on your team’s won-loss record and the amount of times pundits say your name. Vince Young! There, that’s one MVP vote for next year.

The Saints had a solid run defense last year but a lousy pass defense, so they should grab a safety or a cornerback here. This guy is a defensive lineman, though, so I don’t know what they’re thinking.



my favs....:laugh:

[ninerlicious]

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i agree... the commentary on the cardinals is by far the funniest of them all! great find!