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MasterShake
04-26-2006, 03:56 PM
NFL | Cortez receives extra incentive pay
Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:07:09 -0700

Mike Chappell, of the Indianapolis Star, reports free agent PK Jose Cortez (Colts) received $924 through the NFL's performance-based pay system. The extra pay was for the amount of playing time he received while with the Indianapolis Colts.



This just struck me as funny. :laugh:

Don't spend it all in one place Jose!
r0b81
04-26-2006, 04:46 PM
NFL | Cortez receives extra incentive pay
Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:07:09 -0700

Mike Chappell, of the Indianapolis Star, reports free agent PK Jose Cortez (Colts) received $924 through the NFL's performance-based pay system. The extra pay was for the amount of playing time he received while with the Indianapolis Colts.



This just struck me as funny. :laugh:

Don't spend it all in one place Jose!
Only $924 :laugh:
FODY
04-26-2006, 04:48 PM
Overpaid...
A187
04-26-2006, 04:48 PM
LOL, anyone know what team this clown is on now that indy released him? or is he still a free agent
DallasNiner
04-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Only $924 :laugh:
Indy got ripped off...Jose should have paid them $924 :angel:
Nikolai
04-26-2006, 05:14 PM
hahaha. 924$ thats still to much
sublime
04-26-2006, 06:26 PM
i hope he was paid in pesos....
D-Man
04-26-2006, 06:29 PM
:laugh: He might go back to laying bricks....

D
eight2eighty
04-26-2006, 06:54 PM
i hope he was paid in pesos....
watch it buddy..now i'm SURE you didnt mean that as a rascist joke
Junior
04-26-2006, 07:08 PM
$9.24 ?
FODY
04-26-2006, 07:11 PM
If that. That joker ain't worth a gallon of gas and a six-pack of Modelo.
Jumiah
04-26-2006, 07:20 PM
watch it buddy..now i'm SURE you didnt mean that as a rascist joke

Huh? Pesos is the name of a currency that is valued waaay less than the US dollar. Meaning he hopes Jose got a lot less.
IowaNinersFan
04-26-2006, 08:55 PM
He should be paid for kicks he can actually make.
Bakedpotato41
04-26-2006, 09:03 PM
HOW DOES HE STILL HAVE A JOB? this is amazing
Local49ersFan
04-26-2006, 09:05 PM
Poor guy, he has to make it last until training camp.
tarkaba
04-27-2006, 06:49 AM
He was bad, but I think Pochman was a lot worse than him.
Amitron
04-27-2006, 07:15 AM
i think pochman and cortez were about the same, but i got to see more of pochman, sadly. That Erikson guy sure couldn't pick a good player if he was the only one in the room.
niners25
04-27-2006, 07:34 AM
whats that equal out to. a dollar per missed FG
BrentJones84
04-27-2006, 10:20 AM
i think pochman and cortez were about the same, but i got to see more of pochman, sadly. That Erikson guy sure couldn't pick a good player if he was the only one in the room.

Not even close.

Cortez made 75% of his kicks while with the niners.

Pochman made about 53%.
RaiderHater
04-27-2006, 12:49 PM
They should of just gave him a Case and 1/2 for his work... $924 bucks is way too much for Cortez...
49ers
04-27-2006, 02:35 PM
Overpaid.
Agreed.
Fresno 49er
04-27-2006, 07:07 PM
They should of just gave him a Case and 1/2 for his work... $924 bucks is way too much for Cortez...

I'd give him a bottle of thunderbird and a 24oz. of that nasty s%*t Steel Reserve 211.
sublime
04-27-2006, 07:55 PM
watch it buddy..now i'm SURE you didnt mean that as a rascist joke


:ok:

por lo menos alguien pudo enteder mi 'chiste'.....
donsf49erfan1121
04-27-2006, 11:29 PM
$9.24 ?

That's more like it:doubleup: :doubleup:
ThiZZ
04-28-2006, 01:01 AM
jose cortez is the best kicker i seen since joe montanya..... ;)
fortyniners
04-29-2006, 02:29 AM
I wonder what Larry Allen has to say about that. :unsure:
faithfull1
04-29-2006, 08:25 PM
:falldownlaugh: :worthy: i think pochman and cortez were about the same, but i got to see more of pochman, sadly. That Erikson guy sure couldn't pick a good player if he was the only one in the room.
Eng74
04-30-2006, 11:36 AM
I think the NFL has only like 40 kickers to go around to all 32 teams. If a kicker is having a bad season all they have to do is wait and change jerserys. I think we even signed Cortez last season (again) for two games when Joe "The Toe" Nedney was hurt near the end and they wanted a back up. The Toe came through and still made all of the kicks.
jojob101
04-30-2006, 03:00 PM
Maybe it was 924k :help:
9errealist
05-02-2006, 06:51 PM
wow that much for a kick-off specialist
Specialist, did I miss something? Cause the Cortez I know couldn't kick a 30 yard
fieldgoal with a 100MPH wind at his back.
foreveryoung8
05-02-2006, 10:45 PM
wow thats alot very overpaid
im still wondering whos the best kicker we ever had
wade richey or jose cortez
this answer my question
650Niners
11-19-2008, 06:46 PM
He's with the Cowboys again!
Optimus Moo
11-19-2008, 06:57 PM
He's with the Cowboys again!

Link?
V LordofWar V
11-19-2008, 07:14 PM
one of my earliest memories as a niner fan was booing that douche with my dad
bigPaco80
11-19-2008, 07:19 PM
I suck at kicking can I have a job too :falldownlaugh:
Vivek49erFan
11-19-2008, 08:09 PM
He's with the Cowboys again!

I heard hes a police officer
glassrose106
11-19-2008, 08:10 PM
He's a Oregon State Trooper. I wonder if he will pull over a Niners fan.
FODY
11-19-2008, 08:19 PM
He's a Oregon State Trooper. I wonder if he will pull over a Niners fan.

That dude's a cop??!? Hope for Oregon's sake he's never involved in a shootout...
beasley for pres
11-19-2008, 08:22 PM
My first s/n waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day was Cortez for Prez... man I was awesome.
IowaNinersFan
11-19-2008, 08:27 PM
He's a Oregon State Trooper. I wonder if he will pull over a Niners fan.

How does he manage to qualify to carry a pistol when he can't even kick straight FGs?
mertonhanks36
11-19-2008, 08:51 PM
How does he manage to qualify to carry a pistol when he can't even kick straight FGs?

I heard he is allowed to carry two guns so his chances of shooting someone is 69% but that's if you rule out his ritual were he does his jesus cross on his chest then his accuracy drops to 24%. that means the guy he is trying to shoot is long gone like his career.
mertonhanks36
11-19-2008, 08:55 PM
the thought that he even has the strength to handle the recoil of a gun is beyond me

Don't worry he is on duty with his helmet on. He is a big boy.
Vivek49erFan
11-19-2008, 08:59 PM
I heard he is allowed to carry two guns so his chances of shooting someone is 69% but that's if you rule out his ritual were he does his jesus cross on his chest then his accuracy drops to 24%. that means the guy he is trying to shoot is long gone like his career.

the thought that he even has the strength to handle the recoil of a gun is beyond me
Pound th' Rock
11-19-2008, 09:04 PM
**** You Jose! P.o.s. Kicker!
ninerjeff
11-19-2008, 09:59 PM
don't be so down on little jose. remember he played way back for the la xtreme of the old xfl and won the only title played in that now defunct league against our very own sf demons?:)
Vivek49erFan
11-19-2008, 10:39 PM
Don't worry he is on duty with his helmet on. He is a big boy.

I wonder if he drives one of those Police Smart Cars :laugh:
650Niners
11-19-2008, 11:09 PM
http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_189778_Larry_Allen_s_scuffle_with_Jose_ Cortez.htm
Teke
11-20-2008, 01:01 AM
It's only 600K after taxes, but still. What a joke, or should I say choke?

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/fortyniners/2005/11/26/sp_49erscortez.jpg

http://images.allposters.com/images/pho/aafl015.jpg
NinerExplorer
11-20-2008, 12:14 PM
How does he manage to qualify to carry a pistol when he can't even kick straight FGs?

lol reminds me of a sayin my dad used to have.."Did you here Mike Cofer tried to commit suicide? Yeah he tried to shoot himself in the head, but missed wide right!"