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ozzcows
08-31-2007, 06:06 AM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

Sac-King_916
08-31-2007, 06:25 AM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

Who cares about Browns ?

Pound th' Rock
08-31-2007, 07:18 AM
Who cares about Browns ?

Hah! Rep!

daredevil2-5
08-31-2007, 07:57 AM
Who cares about Browns ?
Cowboy fans waiting for their 1st rounder

DallasNiner
08-31-2007, 08:01 AM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

djdino
08-31-2007, 08:04 AM
dah browns? you wanna talk about dah browns?

Where is that 'worst post evah' gif...:D

ckirby96
08-31-2007, 08:32 AM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?
I think Bernie Kosar is their color commentator. He always sounds drunk, but I think it's just due to all the beatings he took as a QB.

Then again, if I had to call Browns games, I'd probably get liquored up too. Hard to watch.

JANiners
08-31-2007, 09:56 AM
Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

I second this. Why in the name of all that is holy would we want to prevent commentators from being drunk? I think the booth should have the knowledge guy, the color guy, and the drunk guy.

Bdogg
08-31-2007, 10:00 AM
I second this. Why in the name of all that is holy would we want to prevent commentators from being drunk? I think the booth should have the knowledge guy, the color guy, and the drunk guy.

Bob Uker (I have know idea how to spell his last name) from the movie major league. I would crack up laughing if I had the chance to hear a guy like that do the play by play.

krueger70
08-31-2007, 11:03 AM
The Ticket Radio in Dallas played about 6-7 cuts from the broadcast. It was Bernie Kosar, and he was tanked!

He sounded like Foster Brooks....:hoppy:

SoggyNinerFan
08-31-2007, 04:21 PM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

Maybe they contracted the Raider commentators for the game.:stinker:

SB49er4life
08-31-2007, 05:10 PM
Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

3 John Maddens instead of 1 ?

winorlose
08-31-2007, 06:49 PM
I thought this was going to be about the Raiders broadcast. Really.

IowaNinersFan
08-31-2007, 07:10 PM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

They must've watched some Faiders games.

101South
08-31-2007, 07:23 PM
Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

I have never agreed more with an opinion. Rep.

I would like them to shroom too. :nicedog:

Eaglesfandan
09-01-2007, 12:13 AM
Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

You mean 99% of them aren't???

49er_fan_22
09-01-2007, 12:24 AM
Drunk commentators would be awesome. They need to have more of that.

haha rep to that. sometimes i wish some of these stupid worthless comentators were drunk so that they would have some excuse for their idiodic statements.

sipote
09-01-2007, 12:57 AM
i think the whole fox nfl show is drunk especially terry bradshaw even though theyre not commentators itll be funny bradshaw "boy howdy frank gore dun put a number on them cardinals"

Optimus Moo
09-01-2007, 02:33 AM
Did anyone see the Brown game wednesday? The one commentator was slurring horribly and repeating words several times over and over again. My wife doesn't even watch football, and she was laughing her *** off with me about this guy. Unbelievable. They need to install a breath-a-lyzer in the microphone, it's ridiculously unprofessional... did the browns just let their fans into the commentating booth or what?

I will say this: Bernie Kosar is far from polished. He does sound drunk in the booth when it's just how he talks. But he pulls no punches when it comes to giving his assessment of the team, and if you can look past the delivery part of his color commentary, I think he's very knowledgable of the game.

ozzcows
09-01-2007, 05:45 AM
^ Thanks, I didn't know who it was, I just watched it for like 5 minutes... Man the guy must have taken some serious blows to the head!