View Full Version : Calvin Johnson!
TheWiz
03-29-2008, 09:18 PM
OMGzzzzz! So like Roy Williams doesn't like Detroit but he's got like a contracty thing with them. So we should offer like our 2nd rounder to Detroit for Calvin Johnson because Johnson was picked by Detroit when Martz was the OC and that means he only wants to be where Martz is because Calvin Johnson is that ultimately cool of a guy and I swear that the friend of my great uncle has a cousin whose Eagle Scout nephew walked Calvin Johnson's grandmother across a busy road and Calvin sent like a $1,000 check to the boyscout because he is that ultimately cool and I swearz that I'm telling the truth and Detroit would be smart because like I play Madden and I got Calvin for only a 2nd rounder and all you smarty pants who talk about 'salary caps' know nothing and Calvin is not capped by anything cuz he's so awesome and any WR who is as tall as he is and fast simply is hall of fame like mike wiliams but you dont know anything because mike williams, he had no speed after all, and, and, and rogers was a bum because he had no heart but I got money from Calvin so it proves that he carez and Calvin is ultimate so we should trade for him because we need a true number 1 WR because teams sometimes win when when they have one and like OMGZZZZZ Calvin!!!:francis: :francis: :francis:
Gof the Gij
03-29-2008, 09:19 PM
omg lez
Wisco N9ner
03-29-2008, 09:36 PM
:pray:
Big Blue
03-29-2008, 10:23 PM
Legendary.
BladeX
03-29-2008, 10:24 PM
OMGzzzzz! So like Roy Williams doesn't like Detroit but he's got like a contracty thing with them. So we should offer like our 2nd rounder to Detroit for Calvin Johnson because Johnson was picked by Detroit when Martz was the OC and that means he only wants to be where Martz is because Calvin Johnson is that ultimately cool of a guy and I swear that the friend of my great uncle has a cousin whose Eagle Scout nephew walked Calvin Johnson's grandmother across a busy road and Calvin sent like a $1,000 check to the boyscout because he is that ultimately cool and I swearz that I'm telling the truth and Detroit would be smart because like I play Madden and I got Calvin for only a 2nd rounder and all you smarty pants who talk about 'salary caps' know nothing and Calvin is not capped by anything cuz he's so awesome and any WR who is as tall as he is and fast simply is hall of fame like mike wiliams but you dont know anything because mike williams, he had no speed after all, and, and, and rogers was a bum because he had no heart but I got money from Calvin so it proves that he carez and Calvin is ultimate so we should trade for him because we need a true number 1 WR because teams sometimes win when when they have one and like OMGZZZZZ Calvin!!!:francis: :francis: :francis:
No offense Wiz, but have you been drinking tonight? :laugh:
Sky Valley
03-29-2008, 10:28 PM
OMGzzzzz! So like Roy Williams doesn't like Detroit but he's got like a contracty thing with them. So we should offer like our 2nd rounder to Detroit for Calvin Johnson because Johnson was picked by Detroit when Martz was the OC and that means he only wants to be where Martz is because Calvin Johnson is that ultimately cool of a guy and I swear that the friend of my great uncle has a cousin whose Eagle Scout nephew walked Calvin Johnson's grandmother across a busy road and Calvin sent like a $1,000 check to the boyscout because he is that ultimately cool and I swearz that I'm telling the truth and Detroit would be smart because like I play Madden and I got Calvin for only a 2nd rounder and all you smarty pants who talk about 'salary caps' know nothing and Calvin is not capped by anything cuz he's so awesome and any WR who is as tall as he is and fast simply is hall of fame like mike wiliams but you dont know anything because mike williams, he had no speed after all, and, and, and rogers was a bum because he had no heart but I got money from Calvin so it proves that he carez and Calvin is ultimate so we should trade for him because we need a true number 1 WR because teams sometimes win when when they have one and like OMGZZZZZ Calvin!!!:francis: :francis: :francis:
Is this supposed to be funny because it's sarcastic? Stick to the pedantic routine, and leave this kind of stuff to the other goofs around here.
Gnihsif
03-29-2008, 11:15 PM
OMGzzzzz! So like Roy Williams doesn't like Detroit but he's got like a contracty thing with them. So we should offer like our 2nd rounder to Detroit for Calvin Johnson because Johnson was picked by Detroit when Martz was the OC and that means he only wants to be where Martz is because Calvin Johnson is that ultimately cool of a guy and I swear that the friend of my great uncle has a cousin whose Eagle Scout nephew walked Calvin Johnson's grandmother across a busy road and Calvin sent like a $1,000 check to the boyscout because he is that ultimately cool and I swearz that I'm telling the truth and Detroit would be smart because like I play Madden and I got Calvin for only a 2nd rounder and all you smarty pants who talk about 'salary caps' know nothing and Calvin is not capped by anything cuz he's so awesome and any WR who is as tall as he is and fast simply is hall of fame like mike wiliams but you dont know anything because mike williams, he had no speed after all, and, and, and rogers was a bum because he had no heart but I got money from Calvin so it proves that he carez and Calvin is ultimate so we should trade for him because we need a true number 1 WR because teams sometimes win when when they have one and like OMGZZZZZ Calvin!!!:francis: :francis: :francis:
forget the sarcasm lets do it:smiliedance:
Jcdawg23
03-29-2008, 11:19 PM
WOW! never saw that comeing from the wiz. Lets get him!!!:hoppy:
49ers169
03-29-2008, 11:21 PM
This is a legendary night.
Foxsavvy
03-29-2008, 11:27 PM
No offense Wiz, but have you been drinking tonight? :laugh:
not "have you", but more like how much? Hahaha! Rock it Wiz!!
Is there some post out there from some dolt clamoring to trade a 2nd rounder or something for CJohnson? WTF?
Benji
03-30-2008, 03:00 AM
I think someone has found access to the login data of The Wiz's account.
verbicide
03-30-2008, 06:37 AM
forget the sarcasm lets do it:smiliedance:
Choo-choo! I'm on this train!
49ersforlife5x
03-30-2008, 06:49 AM
He's not worth a second rounder. I said it then, and I'm saying it now, Calvin Johnson is the next BIG bust
SB49er4life
03-30-2008, 09:18 AM
No offense Wiz, but have you been drinking tonight? :laugh:
Why would anyone be offended by that ?
roleplay3r1
03-30-2008, 10:14 AM
:francis: :francis: CJ!!!:francis: :francis:
icedearth168
03-30-2008, 10:17 AM
OMGzzzzz! So like Roy Williams doesn't like Detroit but he's got like a contracty thing with them. So we should offer like our 2nd rounder to Detroit for Calvin Johnson because Johnson was picked by Detroit when Martz was the OC and that means he only wants to be where Martz is because Calvin Johnson is that ultimately cool of a guy and I swear that the friend of my great uncle has a cousin whose Eagle Scout nephew walked Calvin Johnson's grandmother across a busy road and Calvin sent like a $1,000 check to the boyscout because he is that ultimately cool and I swearz that I'm telling the truth and Detroit would be smart because like I play Madden and I got Calvin for only a 2nd rounder and all you smarty pants who talk about 'salary caps' know nothing and Calvin is not capped by anything cuz he's so awesome and any WR who is as tall as he is and fast simply is hall of fame like mike wiliams but you dont know anything because mike williams, he had no speed after all, and, and, and rogers was a bum because he had no heart but I got money from Calvin so it proves that he carez and Calvin is ultimate so we should trade for him because we need a true number 1 WR because teams sometimes win when when they have one and like OMGZZZZZ Calvin!!!:francis: :francis: :francis:
And the point of that is?
roleplay3r1
03-30-2008, 10:23 AM
And the point of that is?
That we n33dz CJ DUUH!!!!!!:francis: :francis:
livewire49er
03-30-2008, 10:43 AM
He's not worth a second rounder. I said it then, and I'm saying it now, Calvin Johnson is the next BIG bust
You been spraying that product you holding in you eye's.
imabored
03-30-2008, 10:54 AM
That we n33dz CJ DUUH!!!!!!:francis: :francis:
Chris Johnson Welcome to the 49ers. Good bye Frank GORE!!!!:dootdoot:
Guest49er
03-30-2008, 12:04 PM
Chris Johnson Welcome to the 49ers. Good bye Frank GORE!!!!:dootdoot:
:thud:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:thud:
roleplay3r1
03-30-2008, 02:38 PM
Chris, Chad and Calvin Johnson Welcome to the 49ers. Good bye Frank GORE!!!!:dootdoot:
Fixed.:francis:
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