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SourdoughTony
09-24-2008, 05:14 PM
Only one starts in Minnesota.
Gof the Gij
09-24-2008, 05:14 PM
Heh.
Sahota
09-24-2008, 06:03 PM
One is a talented yet struggling African American Quarterback. The other is the second largest river in the United States, with a length of 2,340 miles.
Willis-052
09-24-2008, 06:04 PM
The Mississippi's Mom doesn't complain.
NyNinerFan
09-24-2008, 06:33 PM
:falldownlaugh: good one!
NinersFanatic
09-24-2008, 06:44 PM
One is a talented yet struggling African American Quarterback. The other is the second largest river in the United States, with a length of 2,340 miles.

Sounds about right.
bilwit
09-25-2008, 08:06 AM
What's the difference between Tarvaris Jackson and the Mississippi River?

Neither can throw but they can both rush.

:laugh:
Decker
09-25-2008, 08:24 AM
One is a over rated not surprisingly struggling African American Quarterback. The other is the second largest river in the United States, with a length of 2,340 miles.

fixed for reality.
G-49er
09-25-2008, 08:38 AM
Only one starts in Minnesota.

:falldownlaugh::falldownlaugh::falldownlaugh:
ILoveMeSomeMe
09-25-2008, 08:48 AM
I went to college and took a few classes with the guy. A lot of people here at state were surprised he was taken in the 2nd round, albeit it was nearly a 3rd round pick. He is to me exactly where he should be, a backup.
Jumiah
09-25-2008, 09:05 AM
What's the difference between Tarvaris Jackson and the Mississippi River?

Neither can throw but they can both rush.
Pound th' Rock
09-25-2008, 10:46 AM
The Mississippi River has tug boats. Tarvaris Jackson has love boats.
Mace Windu
09-25-2008, 10:48 AM
The Mississippi River has tug boats. Tarvaris Jackson has love boats.

I don't get it.:thinking:
Ace Matherton
09-25-2008, 11:36 AM
One i heard the other day.


The Detroit Lions shoudlofficially change their name to the Detroit Tampons because they are only good for 1 period and have no second string!
Pound th' Rock
09-25-2008, 12:39 PM
I don't get it.:thinking:

http://www.badjocks.com/archive/2005/vikings-sex-boat-orgy-scandal.htm

I know he wasn't involved, but that's not the point. Anyways, you successfully killed my joke.
9bennett9
09-26-2008, 02:04 AM
neither of them can throw a football?
DraconisRex
09-26-2008, 07:25 AM
Only one starts in Minnesota.

Good one.
ASmith4ever
09-26-2008, 07:51 AM
One can move a football quickly over a large distance while effectively negotiating a number of obstacles attempting to prevent its progress and the other is a backup QB for the Vikings.
49erfanatic
09-26-2008, 10:40 AM
One has gone south and the other is a river.
Khannie112
09-27-2008, 09:49 AM
Did this have anything to do with his benching?????

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/86%20Throwing%20Instructions.jpg