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Monster49er
05-07-2009, 07:54 PM
http://thebrushback.com/draftgrades.htm

I loved the Raiders................ :falldownlaugh:
MontereyNiner
05-07-2009, 08:02 PM
And that's what it would look like if the Joker made post draft grades
NinersFanatic
05-07-2009, 08:16 PM
5: Mark Sanchez

Pete Carroll must feel pretty stupid. He said Sanchez wasn’t even ready for the NFL, and the kid turned out to be the greatest quarterback in the history of the league. Grade: A plus plus

15: Brian Cushing

The Texans have been drafting defenders in the first round for a while now, but this is the first time they’ve drafted a white guy. Not that race means anything, but I just bought season tickets to the Houston Texans. Grade: C plus

My favorites.

Why are the grades so random?
bruin4life
05-07-2009, 08:18 PM
That was my favorite.

Why are the grades so random?

That was funny then when you get to:

26 OLB Clay Matthews USC Sr.
This is an interesting pick, especially since he was already taken at number 15 by the Texans. Grade: F




It's even funnier lol


my favorite tho is

4 LB Aaron Curry Wake Forest Sr.
Aaron Curry is a great player but has a horrible motor. He’s the first of his kind in the NFL. Grade: F
bruin4life
05-07-2009, 08:19 PM
Why are the grades so random?

because they are not serious grades...
NinersFanatic
05-07-2009, 08:23 PM
That was funny then when you get to:

26 OLB Clay Matthews USC Sr.
This is an interesting pick, especially since he was already taken at number 15 by the Texans. Grade: F




It's even funnier lol


I can't really tell the difference between the two either...
NinersFanatic
05-07-2009, 08:27 PM
its a joke site. you know, satire. how did you not pick up on that? I mean they use the F-word in one of their grades. :laugh:

I get that but I'd expect their grades to be made with some sort of consistency. (like grading the worst picks with A's and the smartest picks with F's)

But whatever.
Gnihsif
05-07-2009, 08:35 PM
meh.
verbicide
05-08-2009, 03:50 AM
I get that but I'd expect their grades to be made with some sort of consistency. (like grading the worst picks with A's and the smartest picks with F's)

But whatever.

What?

Their grades are probably the most consistent I've ever seen.
49ers
05-08-2009, 05:03 AM
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

Gee...... I wonder what his favorite NFL team is.

That was funny, thanks for posting. :)
BrentJones84
05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
Stafford & the Lions :falldownlaugh:

I also like the nice little dig at Nolan:

Robert Ayers is exactly the kind of player the Broncos should be building around – with a different coach. Grade: F
papa burgundy
05-08-2009, 02:09 PM
I thought they nailed it with the Colts pick..
BigB_85
05-08-2009, 08:43 PM
21. Alex Mack
This guy is a steal, or would be, if this was the third round of the supplemental draft. Grade: F

lmfao
bruin4life
05-08-2009, 08:59 PM
Stafford & the Lions :falldownlaugh:

I also like the nice little dig at Nolan:

or it was a dig at Mcdaniels the Bronco's Coach...but meh it's a niners board and all life revolves around what niners and former niners are doing....
9ersAllTheWay08
05-08-2009, 10:54 PM
ROFL! Too Funny!

Jerry is a tough, passionate warrior who will immediately upgrade the Falcons front seven. But he’s not Mark Sanchez, so **** him. Grade: F minus minus

This guy has tremendous upside potential and a great motor. Those kinds of things don’t show up on a stat sheet because they’re totally meaningless. Grade: F minus

The Eagles were obviously not deterred by reports that Maclin enjoys making lampshades out of human skin. Everyone has their quirks, I guess.
bilwit
05-08-2009, 11:14 PM
Tim Hightower came out of nowhere last year to become the featured back for about five minutes and then revert back to mediocrity. The Cards will need a little more than that from the running back position, which is exactly what Chris Wells will provide: a little more than that. Grade: F

:laugh:
berry42079
05-09-2009, 07:19 AM
haha...thats funny as hell!!
ASmith4ever
05-09-2009, 10:58 AM
My favorites:

Coming into the draft, the Lions had three main needs: 1) quarterback, 2) secondary, 3) everything. As a tight end, Pettigrew falls firmly into the third category. Grade: D

For some reason left tackles are really in demand this year, even though the position requires nothing more than some upper body strength and a voracious appetite for pastries. Grade: F

This kid could be the next Lawrence Taylor if we were living in a parallel universe in which Lawrence Taylor was a wide receiver who isn’t going to amount to anything. Grade: F